∙ I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
∙ Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
∙ Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning 180 degrees and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
∙ I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
∙ Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
∙ There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
∙ I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips from the car to bring my groceries in.
∙ I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
∙ How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you STILL didn't hear what they said?
∙ What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
∙ I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
∙ Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
∙ Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go round and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? I know my name, I know where I'm from, this really shouldn't be a problem…
∙ You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment in every day at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything else productive for the rest of the day.
∙ Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
∙ I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my twenty-five page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
∙ I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
∙ I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
∙ I like all of the music on my iPod, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs on my iPod.
∙ As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what my mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
∙ Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
∙ It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on a news website and the link takes me to a video instead of the text article.
∙ I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
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